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Sporking is in the description.

And we have an epilogue chapter. Yeah, it’s a long one, and it has my final complaint. I’ll get to it when I get to it.

On another note, this chapter has two songs held under copyright. I’ve removed them from the spork because I will not use them, even in a sporking. If you must know what they are, the first one is a snippet from “Half Point”, one of Onpu’s image songs. The second is “I’m in Heaven when you Kiss Me” by ATC. WHY IS MEGAN USING ANOTHER AMERICAN-MADE SONG FOR JAPANESE CHARACTERS?! GAH! Also, the narrative in between the lyrics has the aforementioned complaint.


Chapter 7: In the End, Be with me Forever!

Obvious shipping chapter is obvious. Oh, sorry, EPILOGUE, not chapter! My mistake!

Things had begun to calm down in the Witch World and Human World after the Shadows's attack.

Shadows is already plural. You make a plural word possessive by adding an apostrophe…and that’s it. No extra “s” or “es” at the end!

 Jou-Sama had been practicing with the Seals every spare chance she got. If the Shadows were planning to make a comeback, and it didn't look as though they were going to come back anytime soon, she would be ready and so would the Ojamajos.

Then you look at the sequel and see where that “training” got her. Granted, it is a wise idea since Black Queen did say they would fight again, but what happens in the sequel is pure idiocy.

With everything that happened, plans had been made for a celebration banquet at the palace. Everyone had their jobs in order to be ready for the big night. Momoko was in charge of food, particularly sweets.

Naturally, since she did come in during “Motto” to help out at the Sweet House Maho-dou.

 Doremi, Hazuki, Hana and Poppu were in charge of decorating. Aiko was flying around, delivering invitations to the witches and wizards. And naturally, the music was left to Onpu. Majorin was making sure everything was just right, while Jou-Sama was practicing with her new Super form in order to hone her new powers.

Since the Shadows had been defeated, the Ojamajos had to remind themselves they didn't have Shadows anymore. Everytime

More fail!

 they were in light, it felt strange to see their normal shadows on the wall, but somehow, they'd get used to it.

And the paranoia fuel lingers!

Finally, the night of the celebration arrived, but little did our heroines knew that everything would change for two certain witches.

Just keep going. I don’t like this any more than some of you do…

"Oh uhuhuhu... Steak, steak. I get to eat steak." Doremi finally got her steak. She cut into it and savored each bite. "Mmm~! Oishii!"

Random Japanese: 86

A running gag on Ojamajo Doremi is that every time Doremi would get some steak, events would conspire to make sure she didn’t get it. Steak is her trademark favorite food, and she would pretty much obsess over it. This violates it, but I guess Megan just feels sorry for Doremi and feels that she deserves not to get her chain yanked. I personally second this because she did, after all, get killed trying to save all worlds.

"Ehehehe..." Momoko laughed, a little nervously, but she knew what Doremi was like with steak, so this didn't come as a surprise.

"Oh, Doremi-Chan," Hazuki sighed, "you and your steak."

"Wow, Minna, this is the most fun we've had in days!" Hana said.

If you’re referring to the excitement that the Shadows brought, then you’re OOC, Hana.

Random Japanese: 87

"Lots of things happened, though, but at least it's all okay." Aiko said.

"The Shadows were so scary." Poppu said. "Thank goodness they're not coming back."

Quote Punctuation Fail: 242

Onpu's song ended ended and everyone applauded.

And no one cared about the the added words. Or maybe the the eye creatures had a hand in writing this epilogue?

"Arigato, Minna!" Onpu said. "I hope you're all having a good time! You can thank Jou-Sama for putting this all togther."

“Togther”?! What on EARTH DOES THAT MEAN?! *googles* Yeah, Megan meant to say “together”. Spellcheck, Megan, SPELLCHECK!

Random Japanese: 89, and Quote Punctuation Fail: 243

Everyone looked at Jou-Sama and said their thank-yous among the applause.

"Well, after such a terrifying turn of events, it's good to let go and have fun." Jou-Sama said. "Minna-San, please enjoy yourselves!"

"Heh heh! I know I'm enjoying myself!" Doremi grinned. "I've got my steak!" This earned a good laugh from everyone.

Yeah, and then you’ll end up losing the next several steaks you’re given. That’s just the way things work with Doremi… Can’t do much about it!

"Ah, we can always count on our Ojamajos to lighten the mood, huh?" Majo Rika said. Lala and Baba nodded in agreement.

Where were Lala and Baba in all of this?! They weren’t present in the earlier chapters even though Majo Rika was!

"Now then, Minna, I'd like to slow things down for a bit, okay?" Onpu said. "So if you want to, grab your special someone and dance to the song, ney?"

Random Japanese: 90, and Quote Punctuation Fail: 248

"Ney, Doremi-Chan, may I have this dance?" Akatsuki asked.

I know invitations were sent to the wizards too, but we were never told exactly WHICH wizards showed up! For all we know, he just teleported right on in! …which is actually something they can to.

"Wua! Akatsuki-Kun, it would be my pleasure." Doremi said, blushing a little.

And yes, Doremi reciprocates Akatsuki’s feelings, even in canon. And even when he returns during “Dokkan” and “Ojamajo Doremi 16/17/18”.

"Momo-Chan, would you like to dance with me?" Aiko said.

"Un! Sure, Ai-Chan!" Momoko nodded.

Random Japanese: 91

This is another pairing that Megan likes to use. It’s not to the same extent as the OTHER pairing here, but it’s much more prevalent in the fandom. This pairing was even implied earlier in the fic. I just forgot to mention it, but it was in chapter 5.

Les Yay is not uncommon in Magical Girl anime, and Ojamajo Doremi is no exception. It may not be to the same extent as Pretty Cure, but it’s there.

Majorin appeared to be nervous about something. 'I have to do this now.' She thought. 'If I don't...then...' As she contemplated her next move, a new song began.

This is where “I’m in Heaven when you Kiss me” by ATC begins. As I said earlier, I’m removing the lyrics. In this case, Megan COULD have just said the song was being sung and skipped out on the lyrics since she established that Onpu was singing them. However, Megan loves using lyrics because it's fun to do. Never mind that they can get her in trouble with copyright law!

Majorin walked up to the Queen. "Jou-Sama." She said.

"Hai, Majorin?" Jou-Sama said.

"...May I have this dance, my Queen?" The red-violet witch asked, holding out her hand.

Jou-Sama looked at Majorin for a few seconds. Then she took the witch's outstretched hand. "Yes."

The two witches walked towards the middle of the dance floor as the lights dimmed and only a spotlight shined on Onpu.

Jou-Sama curtsied to the red-violet witch, while Majorin bowed in response. The two began to dance a waltz to the song.

"I think...we need to get a little bit closer, Your Highness." Majorin said, pulling Jou-Sama closer to her body.

Quote Punctuation Fail: 252

Jou-Sama let out a small gasp. Usually, if Majorin touched her, she didn't mind it. But...something...something felt different about it this time.

She discovered she didn’t like being touched intimately.

'Wh-What? What was that? That feeling..." Jou-Sama thought. She never felt anything like that.

'So she's nervous as well. I can feel it.' Majorin could easily pick up on Jou-Sama's feelings.

Then quite suddenly and randomly, before Onpu could start the second verse, Tooru actually cut in and sang a little.

(Tooru) “You were expecting Onpu to continue singing this song? TOO BAD! TOORU’S SINGING THIS SONG NOW!”

Tooru was established to be EXTREMELY off-key when singing, even during Dokkan when he would have logically improved himself.  Let’s just say everyone pretty much lost their ears even long after Tooru got done singing.

As the two witches were dancing, Jou-Sama tripped and nearly lost her balance. Though, Majorin managed to catch her. "G-Gomenasai." She said. "I-I just...I don't know what happened..."

"Daijoubu desu yo, Jou-Sama." Majorin said, in a soft tone. "Just relax and don't worry about it."

Random Japanese: 93

Then Hana and Poppu had to drag Tooru off of their makeshift stage.

Tooru’s singing…is over.

Tooru has been escorted out by security. This scene would have been a million times funnier had Megan put Hana and Pop in security guard outfits.

Majorin spun Jou-Sama around and dipped her close to the floor.

Jou-Sama found herself staring into Majorin's eyes. They didn't look gray, more like a metallic violet instead. 'I...I've never noticed her eye color before.' She thought. 'Kirei na...'

"You know, I think there's something going on with those two." Momoko said.

"I think yer right." Aiko said.

Shippers on deck! And it’s just more advertisement for one of Megan’s favorite pairings.

"Sugoi, Hazuki-Chan, you're a very graceful dancer." Fujio said.

"W-Well, you're not too bad yourself, Fujio-Kun." Hazuki said.

I’m not seeing it. Can we use some description here?!

Quote Punctuation Fail: 258, and Random Japanese: 96

'S-Somehow...This feeling I'm getting from Majorin...It feels nice.' Jou-Sama thought. She felt...happy. Blissfully happy. Why was that a big deal?

'I think now would be a good time to tell her.' Majorin thought. Then she and the Queen danced into the garden.

YOU’RE RUINING THE FLOWERS! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!

"Mou, Akatsuki-Kun, those two had the same idea I had." Doremi said.

As in, “used” to have. They don’t have that idea anymore.

"It can't be helped then." Akatsuki said. "They can have their moment."

Outside in the garden, Jou-Sama and Majorin danced a little more before sitting down on a stone bench.

YOU'RE RUINING THE BENCH! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!!!

"Jou-Sama," Majorin said, "I have something I want to tell you."

"N-Nani?" Jou-Sama asked.

"I was trying to tell you during that fight with the Shadows."

"..."

"...It's...hard...to say these words just right."

"I know. You were trying to tell me something that day when...you..." Jou-Sama couldn't even bring herself to say that word.

YOU'RE RUINING THE WORD! SHUT IT! SHUT IT! SHUT IT!!! Okay, maybe that was a little forced...

"What I mean is," Majorin said, "you know that my relationship with you has always been a professional one. But you said...you consider me to be a friend. Your best friend. Now, since everything with the Shadows happened...I...I feel something more. And...And I know you can feel it as well, can't you?"

"M-Majorin, I-I don't understand." Jou-Sama said. "Wh-What..."

"Shh." Majorin shushed her, quite gently. She removed the veil from the Queen's face.

More author appeal, ladies and gentlemen!

"I think...you look very pretty without this covering your face." Majorin said.

"M-Majorin..." Jou-Sama said.

(Jou-sama) “It’s a tradition that I wear this! No one must know my identity until the Dokkan finale!”

"I want to say this now..." Majorin said, the slightest hint of a blush on her face.

Majorin held Jou-Sama's face and slowly pulled it towards her own. Both witches could feel their hearts pounding. Then, their lips met...in a kiss.

At first, Jou-Sama was confused. But...she liked this. She really liked this.

Majorin broke off the kiss. "Jou-Sama...aishiteru." It means 'I love you'.

A note giving a translation is still a note giving a translation. It doesn’t matter HOW you write it.

Jou-Sama blushed and was absolutely speechless.

"I...I'm sorry!" Majorin turned away. "I just needed to say that. I'm sorry, Jou-Sama." She shook her head. "What am I thinking? This would never work, would it? You are a Queen. You are above me. And besides, we're the same gender, after all. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

Wait, Majorin’s channeling the Doctor now? And she’s trying to reject les yay?

"Majorin." Jou-Sama said.

"Eh?"

"I never said I didn't like it." Jou-Sama returned the kiss.

'Oh...Y-Yokata...' Majorin thought. She was glad that Jou-Sama returned her feelings.

They broke off the kiss again. "Aishiteru, Majorin." Jou-Sama said, smiling.

Quote Punctuation Fail: 267, and Random Japanese: 101.

Yeah, this fic can be a Random Japanese 101; main assignment: FAILING!

Y’know, the work’s summary didn’t say ANYTHING about Majorin and the Queen getting hooked up. Honestly, I can say without a doubt that the Queen doesn’t have romantic feelings for Majorin, or the other way around; no such thing was established in canon. Strangled by the Red String, right here! Plus, it literally overtakes the fic, making THIS a Romantic Plot Tumor!

The Ojamajos had been watching nearby, and they didn't know what to make of this, but somehow they felt happy for them all the same. They smiled and let out a little laugh.

The very thought of this kind of relationship was amusingly ridiculous.


But the thing about Shadows...is their unpredictability.

One moment, they’re plotting to take over the world. Next thing you know, they’re…having a wild party followed by a courteous wrecking tournament.

Back inside the dark forest from the last chapter,

Please, do not reference stuff like that in the narrative. Only fourth wall-breaking characters are allowed to do that!

 in the deepest depths of the woods, two piercing red eyes appeared and sinister laughter sounded out.

And the obligatory sequel hook!


I told you there were surprises.

Still doesn’t make it any less disappointing.

 I don't care if you people don't support JouSamaXMajorin, that is your choice, I still think they should be together!

Then why are you shoving it down our throats?

 (Puuh, puuh no puuh!) And now you know, the Shadows and Black Queen will come back, and next time, they will be out for blood.

Okay, that about wraps things up for 'Ojamajo Doremi: Rise of The Shadows'. And the sequel, 'Ojamajo Doremi: Witches At World's End' is now in the works. Check out the next chapter for a little sneak preview! Yes, I said 'A sneak preview' and NO! I do not care, ya got that? !

That’s one way to put off your readers, Megan. I mean, COME ON! WHAT WAS THE POINT IN SHOWING A BAD ATTITUDE?! Besides, a sneak peak like that counts as non-story content and can get your work removed.


This epilogue wasn’t ever REMOTELY entertaining. I hope my sporkings made it so, but I’m going to have to let you lot decide for yourselves.

Personally, I actually do intend to get the original version removed because it violates FFN’s rules and guidelines. One reason I’m making this sporking is to preserve it in a way.

I do intend to finish this fic off, and that entails trashing the stinger.

 

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maxjpz's avatar

If you’re referring to the excitement that the Shadows brought, then you’re OOC, Hana.


I think she's refering to that particular moment, bacause the "excitement" that the Shadows brought was too much.

Where were Lala and Baba in all of this?! They weren’t present in the earlier chapters even though Majo Rika was!


I have my theory that they were against their Shadow selves... Or finding girls to become Pretty Cures in case Black Queen won. I'm more inclined for the latter, Even if Megan didn't know about Precure.

And yes, Doremi reciprocates Akatsuki’s feelings, even in canon. And even when he returns during “Dokkan” and “Ojamajo Doremi 16/17/18”.


That reminds me, do you know any online place where I could find 16/17/18? Been looking for a long time and only found two chapters and the Fami manga.

This is another pairing that Megan likes to use. It’s not to the same extent as the OTHER pairing here, but it’s much more prevalent in the fandom.

Should I tell him that he likes to use the same pairing, along with Onpu/Momoko? I mean, yeah, the later is only for the Shadows, but still... Nah, he'll take it the wrong way, I mean I'm not saying he's wrong with that pairing, jus pointing that out and- Oh. I wrote all of that, did I?

“It’s a tradition that I wear this! No one must know my identity until the Dokkan finale!”

... Now that you mention it, when is the story placed? Before Dokkan? No... After it? No, that's not right either... And I can't place it in Dokkan either! Mainly becaue I haven't seen it for a long time and forgot a few things, but still!!


One moment, they’re plotting to take over the world. Next thing you know, they’re…having a wild party followed by a courteous wrecking tournament.


I'm feeling I'm missing a reference here...

And with that, the horror ends. I remembered this story way better... Yet again, I enjoyed reading Princess, so...